Friday, May 20, 2011

Friend Vs Best Friend

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?” 

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” 

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?” 

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you. 

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!” 

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. 

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. 

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!” 

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. 

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!” 

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up! 

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. 

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! 

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. 

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. 

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.” 

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story… 

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you 

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.” 

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. 

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. 
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. 

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Sy nak Awk tahu...

Sy nak Awk tahu...
apabila saya jatuh cinta pada awak
awk tidak semestinya punya segalanye....
Tetapi awak adalah segalanye dihati saya....

Sy nak Awk tahu...
Apabila saya mengalirkan air mata,
Itu bukan bermakna saya lemah,
Tetapi sy sedang mencari kekuatan
Untuk terus tabah menyintai awak....

Sy nak Awk tahu....
Apabila saya banyak bercakap...mulut becok...
saya x penah bermaksud utk buat awk rimas,
Tapi saya mahu Awk kenal sy dengan lebih dekat....

Sy nak Awk tahu...
Apabila saya minta awk berubah,
Itu bukan bermakna sy tidak mahu menerima awk seadanye,
Tetapi sy mahu jadikn awk lebih baik,
Bukan untuk diri SY...
Tetapi untuk masa depan awk....

Sy nak Awk tahu...
Apabila sy cemburu dan tidak percaya pada awk...
Bukan bermakna saya x sayang…
Tetapi sy terlalu SAYANGKAN AWAK……

Sy nak Awk tahu...
Apabila SY kata rindu pd awk,
sy benar-benar maksudkannye...
Apabila berjauhan, bayangan awk akan sentiasa bermain dimata sy...

Sy nak Awk tahu...
Apabila sy jd degil,
bukan bermaksud sy untuk menjadi degil...dan x dgr ckp awk...
Tapi sy mahu melihat,
Sejauh mana awk mampu bersabar dengan kerenah saya...

Sy nak Awk tahu...
Sememangnya Allah menciptakan lelaki dan perempuan
Dengan perbezaan yang tersendiri.
Tetapi sekiranya mereka saling memahami,
Mereka akan saling melengkapi dan menyempurnakan.
Perempuan itu diciptakan oleh Allah indah sekali...
time seadanya...same seperti dulu.....

Sy nk awk tahu.....
yg sy SAYANG awk sgt2.....
moga awk terus syg dn cintai saya SELAMANYE...COZ
sy sayang awakkk..... ^_^

....^^Sy nak Awk tahu^^.... 

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Glory Glory Man Utd

This Is Manchester United

this is Liverpool

fan YNWA (you'll never walk alone) bangga sangat dengan kejayaan 18 piala EPL (english premier league) yang diorg menang..
Now, fan GGMU (Glory Glory Man Utd) pulak boleh bangga dengan kemenangan 19 Piala EPL..wahahahahha

Rekod Perlawanan antara The Devil and The Reds
Rekod Kemenangan The Devil and The Reds


but, now the Reds cakap yang diorg da menang 5 champion league..
and the devil baru dapat 3..
and cChelsea and Arsenal nothing..
and City and Spurs baru nak up...

The Devil akan menang game champion league after this, rekod liverpool akan dipadam..
wahahahaha

and lets introduce

Arsenal

Chelsea

Manchester City

Tottenham hotspur

Everton

credit to - sokernet.blogspot.com