Friend Vs Best Friend

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?” 

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” 

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?” 

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you. 

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!” 

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. 

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. 

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!” 

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. 

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!” 

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up! 

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. 

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! 

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. 

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. 

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.” 

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story… 

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you 

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.” 

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. 

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. 

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.